New Dog Breeds

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New Dog Cross Breeds
Collie + Lhasa Apso - Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport Pointer + Setter - Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas pet Great Pyrenees + Dachshund - Pyradachs, a puzzling breed Pekingese + Lhasa Apso - Peekasso, an abstract dog Newfoundland + Basset Hound - Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors Terrier + Bulldog -Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes Bloodhound + Labrador - Blabador, a dog that isn't popular with criminals Malamute + Pointer -Moot Point, owned by.... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway Collie + Malamute - Commute, a dog that travels to work Deerhound + Terrier - Derriere, a dog that's true to the end Bull Terrier + Shitzu - Oh, never mind....   Retriever + Irish Setter - Resetter, a dog that can set your VCR for you

Stolen from Social Media

               Senior trying to get a password





WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourNoseIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: ReallyTickedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourNoseIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

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